Looking a little like Fern Cotton AFTER the nostril surgery, Jessica is I think going to be a particular favourite amongst our English clients. That’s because we all love a Swedish girls don’t we. When I was teased as a child by relatives about whether I had a girlfriend yet, I can remember thinking to myself…no way, I’m not dating a spotty 13 year old...I’m holding out for a Swedish bird with big tits.
Then the gorgeous weather girl Ulrika Johnson appeared on our screens (she WAS gorgeous then, this was before she developed the tortoise neck)…and with the subsequent rumours about her sex addiction just adding to the mystique, I guess we all fell in love with the idea of dating a Swedish girl…we thought hell, if Sven Goran Erikson could pull decent Swedish crumpet, then surely we could all look forward to living the idyllic lifestyle depicted in the Alpen commercials. Of course for the real crusties amongst you I only need say Britt Ekland to get your pulse a racing (careful now don’t overstretch the pacemaker).
Enough of the nostalgia (or bollocks as you put it). Jessica is one of the stars of this moment in time. She’s prettier than almost all the the girls we have and in real life she’s happy and well adjusted to life as an Escort. Plus she’s very determined to create a following amongst our regular clients. That’s hardly going to be a problem is it really? She’s gorgeous with a lovely slim body and if she maintains the right attitude that she has at the moment, then the World stretches out before her in this Olympic year. Take Jessica out and then write that all important review please and let’s get Jessica’s career at 24 Carat off to a flying start.
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