Beatrice has the kind of body that men go to war over. In the 1940’s with the Germans overrunning France and threatening to invade England, our women, nay our whole way of life, was under threat.(If you’re German I’m sorry to drag it up again, it’s just an example, I’ve totally forgiven you) Now if I woke up and looked across at the wife laying there, mouth open, snoring and suddenly a German Storm trooper burst through the bedroom door…I’m going to politely move to one side and say…’be my guest and feel free to do some pillaging when you’re finished’
 

If on the other hand, if I look across and it’s Beatrice laying there…with that perfect body, pretty face and not a bad habit to her name…then I’m going to fight that Storm trooper to the death to protect her honour. Of course the reality is, before I got to the fighting stage, I would have realised that this must be a dream. Beatrice is way out of my league and destined to wake up next to some bloody footballer or self-made millionaire who’s ‘BIG’ in solar panels, but if the situation arose, I’d fight to keep her to myself…that’s the kind of emotions that a girl like this stirs in a man.
 

All this is hypothetical of course. Beatrice is not in my bed, the Germans decided humiliating us forever at football was far more fun than invading us and the wife still farts in bed and wafts the duvet. So my reality is somewhat different, but hey you get this gist of what I’m saying…Beatrice is worth fighting for.

The great thing is that the closest to a fight you’re gonna get is jousting with your fellow clients to get through on the phone line and get her booked…it’s hardly hand to hand combat is it!! You will face stiff resistance, the early times are most coveted when B’s woken up, had breakfast and is rested and feeling a little horny. You need to plan your campaign of action a bit like a military operation, but the objective is worth it. B is a stunning girl and well worth the effort.
 

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