1. DO THE GIRLS ENJOY ESCORTING?

Of course they do. Guys and girls aren’t that different when you get down to it and we all need a little love occasionally. I know they get more than you and me put together but have you noticed that the more you get the more you want? When you’re just starting out on a new relationship you can’t keep your hands off each other and these are girls who’ve had their buttons well and truly jammed in the ’ON’ position. Of course everyone has a bad day at the office but that’s why we ask for your feedback and we insist that our escorts take regular breaks. When we occasionally get a girl who’s really not into it…we tell her to find another Escort Agency. YOUR feedback and YOUR satisfaction is the most important thing to us.

2. ARE THE PHOTO’S GENUINE?

Yes they are but you need to put yourself in the girl’s shoes. An Escort’s photos are her calling card and front page advert all rolled into one. So inevitably they want to look their best. That means when they’re paying shed loads of dosh for a photo shoot, they’re going to want their best features to really stand out…that’s when girls might ask the photographer to use his skills to ‘enhance’ their God given attributes. That means bigger boobs, smaller waist and a nice healthy glow. ‘Air brushing’ is the common term…all girls at every Escort Agency do it and we can only advise them to keep it to a sensible level. If it’s too outrageous then we tell them to change the photos or find another Agency but if we banned it altogether, we’d have no girls and you’d be left with me and Rob posing in our M&S underpants.

3. WHY ARE THE GIRLS SOMETIMES LATE?

We always do our best to get your London escort to you within the hour and often we succeed in that. However 24 Carat Escorts is an Agency operating 24 hours a day 7 days a week within the M25 which for anyone who doesn’t know is a ring road which encircles the Greater London area. It’s a big area to cover and estimating how long a girl is going to take to get to you can be very difficult. Traffic jams, road works, accidents and something as simple as it raining are all things that can delay your girl’s arrival. Please try to be just a little patient and understand that we are not your local pizza delivery shop which is probably just around the corner. Your girl may be the other side of the capital when she sets out. The secret is to get yourself ready…have a shower, open a beer, select some mood music, decide what you’d specifically like the lady to do and then just relax. Some things are worth waiting for aren’t they?

4. CAN I EXTEND AN APPOINTMENT?

Yes of course but only if our Escort doesn’t have another appointment to go to. That is the risk you take when you only book an hour. Obviously we try to accommodate you if possible because I know what it’s like when you’re really enjoying a girls company and you don’t want it to end…but we would be letting down the next client if an Escort stays over the allotted time. My advice is if it’s your first time with this particular girl and she doesn’t have much feedback from other clients then just book the hour but if you’ve seen her before or she comes highly recommended and you are thinking you might want to extend, then my advice is make it the full hour because the second hour is only £100 as against £80 for half an hour.. It’s best to think ahead a little to avoid disappointment…We hate turning down clients requests for an extension but it does happen.

5. IF I DON’T SEE A GIRL ON THE SITE I LIKE WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Just give us a call. We always have more girls than you see on the website. That’s because a lot of girls are too shy to have their photos onsite….some settle for us blanking out their eyes but if you’re scared a relative or a friend might recognise you, the only safe thing to do is not to appear at all. Other agencies insist on a photo but we don’t. We’d rather describe a girl to you and hope that you can trust us than turn away what in many cases are very pretty girls. Yes that’s right, lots of beautiful escorts don’t have photos…it’s up to you to trust us a little.

6. DO YOU COVER OUTSIDE THE M25?

Yes of course we do it just depends on the circumstances. If you’re in Oxford and you want to book Carla for the night of course we’re going to bring her to you but if you only wanted an hour then it’s not going to happen. It’s not fair on Carla to have her travel all that way just for an hour. Equally, if you’re an oil sheik in Bahrain we are happy to fly Ria out to join your harem for a week or two on a consultancy basis but after that we will be asking for her back. Again the secret is to call us and ask. Then we will try our best to work something out.

7. CAN I BOOK IN ADVANCE?

Yes you can but I have to explain that the Escort girls are a law unto themselves and creatures of whim and frivolity. That means that you calling us tonight and booking Fiorella for Christmas Eve sounds like a great idea and initially she might say that she’s working…but come nearer the time she might decide to go home for Christmas or she might be celebrating with friends. Escort girls tend to make decisions on the day as to whether they are working or not and Fiorella is not going to miss seeing her friends for Christmas to drive out to Essex for an hour with you. (sorry it’s nothing personal she wouldn’t do it if you were George Clooney) That makes advance bookings a bit of a nightmare for us because we can’t make a girl work if she doesn’t want to so it makes us look bad when we have to call you and say that the Escort you booked 3 months in advance isn’t available. The truth is it’s best to book on the day when we know whose working rather than getting hung up on one particular girl…we have so many pretty girls it’s a shame to limit yourself really.

8. DO THE GIRLS WORK EXCLUSIVELY FOR YOUR AGENCY?

Firstly I have to correct your assumption that the girls work for us. We actually represent them. They are independent of us and as such they are free to go to any Agency they want and get advertised with them. Not all of them do, it’s mainly the INCALL girls who are signed up with multiple agencies so if you do see a familiar face on another website don’t be too surprised. What you won’t see is the same girl somewhere else but cheaper. The girls are free spirits they can go anywhere but we try to keep them busy with our low prices and happy with our friendly clients ( yes, that means YOU !! ). My motto is…’A Happy Escort is a Horny Escort’.

9. WHY DO I SOMETIMES HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FOR TRAVEL?

If you are based in Central London maybe in a hotel or, if you are very lucky, your own home, then we bring the girl to you at our expense. You pay just £110 for an hour. If however we have to take our Escort girl to Outer London or maybe Kent or Essex then we need you to contribute to the cost of us providing a driver. It’s nowhere near as much as if she’d called a cab to come to you, but it’s on a sliding scale according to how far from Central London you are. One thing is for sure. We agree the price of the cab with you at the time of booking. You are free to say yes or no. You will know how much before you put the phone down…no nasty surprises with 24 Carat Escorts!!

10. WHY DO SOME OF THE GIRLS NOT DO THE SERVICES I LIKE?

Because they are human beings like you and me. You like chocolate but maybe you hate cheese. I love cheese but I hate Tuna. Everyone is different and wouldn’t the World be a sorry place to live in if we all liked the same things. Our escorts are in charge of their date with you and if they decide they don’t want to do something, even if they said before that they would, then you have to respect their decision. Them’s the rules…simples!!

11. WHY DO GIRLS NOT USE THEIR REAL NAMES?

Let me reassure you it’s not a conspiracy. We are not hiding anything. Escorts want to keep their private lives errr private. Some choose a working name and stick with it. Some just let us make one up when they arrive and they’ll have a new one if they join another Escort Agency. No one is trying to deceive you into thinking a girl is someone else or to hide that she is fake. It’s just to try to keep her safe in her private life.

12. WHY DO THE GIRLS ONLINE CHANGE SO OFTEN?

It’s the nature of the business…especially 24 Carat’s business. Escort girls by nature are nomadic. In other words they like to wander about. Most are foreign and supporting families back home so inevitably, given the work they do, they like to go home regularly to remind themselves of why they are working as Escorts. Others, especially the young girls, use the business as a means to travel. This week they’re in London two weeks later you’ll find them in Dubai or Paris or Madrid. When we set up the Agency we decided that we wanted it to cater for ordinary Londoners. Escort prices were going up but we decided our girls would stay cheap. The consequence of that is girls come and go. They work for us for a while then move on for more money at another Escort Agency. We expect that, we wave them off with a smile because there are always more girls and frankly, on balance, I think our clients like it that way. If your favourite girl has disappeared don’t despair…it’s amazing how often they come back again. I guess between you and us we must be doing something right.

13. IS IT OK TO BRING A GIFT?

Yes of course it is. I remember once I was seeing a girl regularly and she was always complaining about the cold English weather…so I bought her a cheap but very practical warm overcoat. She honestly loved it because I met her years later and she remembered that coat. That’s unusual though. The usual gift for a girlfriend would be flowers or chocolates but to be brutally honest most girls like a tip…paying more money than you have to generally gets them excited more than a Terry’s Chocolate Orange or petrol station bouquets. You could buy perfume but unless you can find out what she likes that’s just a lottery and you could end up paying a lot of money for something that ends up on an elderly Romanian Gypsy’s neck…what a horrible picture I’ve just painted. Stick to dosh…then they can buy what they like can’t they.

14. WHAT AM I ENTITLED TO WITH AN ESCORT DATE?

NOTHING !! Tee hee yes not a sausage. 24 Carat Escorts is basically an introduction agency. You call us looking for a girl to meet up with. Luckily we have loads of girls looking to meet up with you. We put you two love birds together in the same place. What happens next is between you and your Escort AS CONSENTING ADULTS. Emphasis on CONSENT guys !! I’m sure you two can work out something between you but it’s none of our business what you two get up to. Now if you’re not happy at the end of your date you need to call us. If the date doesn’t go how you expected it then it’s vital you let us know. We only represent girls who are on the same page as our clients.

15. WHAT CAN I EXPECT FROM MY ESCORT DATE?

The basics of a civilised society…kindness and respect which includes being clean and tidy, plus an hour of her time. I could add being on time but that’s probably more our responsibility than our Escorts. We do our best. The rest again is between the two of you to work out as consenting adults but please remember for your own good that if at any time a girl says NO she means NO and you stop what you are doing.

16. HOW SHOULD I BEHAVE WITH MY ESCORT?

It’s the same as 15 above really. Escort dates are about mutual respect and if either of you don’t follow those basic rules then we will pull the plug. We don’t accept disrespect to our clients or our girls.

17. ARE THE GIRLS SAFE?

Yes we do our best to keep everyone safe. Girls are tested regularly by their Doctor. All are free to work or not whenever they want. We only work with girls who are living in London. We don’t import girls. We don’t keep the passports of girls. All our girls must be over 18 years old. All our outcall girls have security guys who bring them two appointments who are trained to react if a date is not as it should be. We want everyone to be safe and happy.

18. DO YOU HAVE MANY BLACK GIRLS?

We ALL love black girls don’t we? Black guys love black girls because they sort of fit together like a jigsaw puzzle. At least the pieces are the same size so that’s a pretty good start. White guys love Black girls because of their reputation for being hot and the way they are put together is just so sexy. Dating a Black Escort is like taking the best rides from Alton Towers, Disneyland, Drayton Park and Thorpe Park and putting them all in the one package. One thing I will say is that we can NEVER get enough Black girls on the site. So if you’re reading this and you are someone who is or knows any horny black girls who would like to try Escort work, we’re always anxious to recruit more. All the single ladies…all the single ladies!!

19. WHY SO MANY ROMANIAN GIRLS?

Where have you been the last 11 months? Since January 2014 Romanians are free to come to the UK and work and live without any restrictions. The average monthly salary in Romania buys a sack of potatoes and two Romanian lottery tickets with a live chicken as the first prize. Given that, it’s hardly surprising that they are flocking to London, the Greatest City in the World. We find most of the Romanian girls are surprisingly pretty and very enthusiastic about working as Escorts. It’s up to you and us to sift out the ones that are not suitable. Your feedback is vital in that because of course with us at interview they are like a cross between Mother Teresa and Rihanna.

20. WHAT’S YOUR VIEW ON THE EU’S PROPOSAL TO PROSECUTE CLIENTS?

DON’T PANIC IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!! How can I be so certain? Well despite Nick Clegg’s best efforts (not) to encourage women politicians, the vast majority of what are generally referred to as ‘The Establishment’ are MEN. That includes politicians, judges, lawyers, MEP’s, Police Chief Inspectors, Members of the House of Lords and Doctors. If you then ask me about what kind of backgrounds our clients come from I shall just repeat the same list from above then add on every other profession I can think of including plumbers, electricians, taxi drivers, security guards…the list is endless. So you see even if in public ‘The Establishment’ are nodding heads in agreement at the feminists who want to spoil all the fun, behind locked doors, ‘The Establishment’ along with every other strata of society are calling us to arrange their Escort dates!! It’s like a Turkey voting for Christmas…it ain’t gonna happen.

21. I HAVE A SMALL PENIS… DOES IT MATTER?

To you probably YES but to the ‘vast majority’ of girls NO. Obviously IF when the careers officer at school asked you what you wanted to be you said ‘Porn Star Sir’. Then one of the first things he’s going to do is take out his tape measure and see if you ‘measure up’. In my case that was followed swiftly by me being given some applications to join the Army or work at Barclays Bank. When I say the ‘vast majority,’ in practice what that means is that the lovely sweet girl you met at work WON’T. She’ll laugh at your jokes, she’ll look after you when you’re sick and she’ll marry you without even thinking about your small dick. However, the dangerous one who is not so nice WILL. You know, the one that checked you out at the Christmas party and snogged your face off’ on the walk to the station despite knowing that you’re already married, she will care. The great thing is by the time she finds out…the deed is done and she’s just another notch on your bedpost. Now do Escorts have a preference? Talking to them they GENERALLY say they like small dicks. They said they find that ‘smaller’ guys are gentle, more loving and generally have a much better technique. OH YESSSSS!!! GET IN THERE!!

22. I AM DISABLED CAN I SEE A GIRL?

We don’t discriminate against anyone including disabled people. All we ask is you let us know when booking and we will sort out the best girl between us that meets your particular needs. Don’t be shy we’ve had lots of disabled clients before and it really isn’t an issue at all.

23. WE ARE A COUPLE IS THAT OK?

You will see from the profile page that a lot of girls list themselves as bi-sexual. That covers them if you turn up with the wife but it doesn’t necessarily mean that she’s going to be that enthusiastic. All Escort girls are just like you and me have their boundaries but thankfully that is something we discuss with them at interview so we should be able to point you to a girl who’s really happy to see both of you whether you be a guy and a girl or two girls. (down boy)

24. I’M MARRIED, IS IT OK TO VISIT AN ESCORT ?

I guess that depends on your point of view. Personally I’m married and in my case the wife accepts what I do because she understands that I love her and that doesn’t change because I see a girl with a beautiful body and want to be with her. I’d say that was a healthy approach. In practice I also accept that some women won’t see it in the same way. If that’s the case for you then my advice is what she doesn’t know about won’t hurt her. I know for a fact that I’ve never come home from an Escort date contemplating leaving my wife. Escort girls are fantasy girls no more. Your real life is with the wife and the kids and if you’re just a little careful, then she need never find out. In fact some guys find the deception quite exciting. Good luck and don’t worry, you can rely on us to be discreet.

25. I’M A VIRGIN IS THAT Ok?

It’s not just OK it’s perfect. I wish that my first time had been with an Escort girl. It takes all the pressure away. You can lay back and enjoy the experience knowing that someone who knows what they are doing is in the driving seat. You’re in safe hands guys and what better place to hone your skills ready for when that really special lady comes along? Escort girls understand how you feel and are happy to help. They love first timers believe me. Don’t forget to tell us so that we can help you choose the right girl and make sure she knows the score.

26. CAN I TAKE AN ESCORT OUT FOR THE EVENING?

We have the dinner date which is 3 hours and includes one hour in your home or hotel that’s £300 or it’s £610 to book a girl for the whole night but you can book as many hours as you want as long as the girl is available. With longer dates is safer to book them in advance and then the Greatest City in the World is at your disposal. Our girls have a pretty good idea of the best clubs and casino’s to visit or maybe you fancy a show. We can help you decide just mention it at the time of booking