Carmens  for the guys who favour the slightly older more accomplished escorts. She’s honed her skills to the point where she knows instinctively what kinda date you’re looking for (having said that it ain’t rocket science lol)…and she backs up that knowledge with a double barrelled pair of 36FF bazookas that will hopefully satisfy most of the tit men amongst you. Yes I know there are a few of you out there who frankly just take the breast thing too far. Oh come on, you got to admit you’re a bit sick aren’t you? (note to self: try not to call the customers sick) Of course if the girl weighs 25 stone she’s gonna have huge tits to go with it, that’s just inevitable,  but there’s more to life!! Just remember, if she’s that big and she rolls the wrong way…you’re feckin road kill.
 

No Carmen is just fine for me…lots to play with but without the fear of imminent death should a fastening or the leg of the bed give way. I think she’s got a cute face…very kissable lips (both ends) and I’d love to show her my Argentinian Tango…but only if she shows me her Maracas (oh dear very tired old joke...like me I guess).
 

That’s it, Carmens a good time girl, she can hold her own in a bar or dancehall and if you look after her properly, then she’ll be loyal and straight with you and ‘pull out all the stops’ to give you just what you’re looking for …you can’t say fairer than that really can you.
 

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