UNWRAP A LONDON ESCORT THIS CHRISTMAS


I don’t know about you, but I hate Christmas. It’s probably the most depressing time of the year, what with having to buy presents, get constantly snowed in and then to top it off, have to sit with people you haven’t seen in years just because they’re “family”. Treat yourself to one of our London escorts this year, because there’s only so much fun to be had with exactly the same scarf you got last year.

It’s cold, it’s miserable and a busty blonde escort like Nicole would brighten up those crap winter nights and get you into the festive spirit. Take her ice skating, down some mulled wine at a cosy pub, have a hog roast before you hit the clubs.

Too busy pre-Christmas? What about taking her out in that week between Christmas and New Year, when nothing’s happening and you’re stuck indoors waiting to get drunk on the 31st? Forget buying a London escort for a mate, do yourself a favour and keep one all to yourself for the night.

Or you could do both, that’s what mates are for right? But don’t sit alone, wondering what’s on TV. There’s nothing on TV except the Vicar of Dibley and Elf, both of which might push you over the edge.

If not Nicole (and why the hell not?!) then Micaela’s a stunner who will look great on top of your Christmas tree. Or just at the other end of the table over a pint. Either way, she’s happy to do whatever, as long as you’re both having a laugh. And that’s what Christmas is all about, right? Tis the season to be jolly. It’s not hard to be jolly when you’re hanging out with one of our stunning busty blonde escorts while the rest of the world is laughing at Dawn French eating fifteen tonnes of smarties and running around a church.

If the dead week between Christmas and New Year is, unfortunately, a no go then get out in London with an Escort in January. That’s probably an even more depressing time- what with all the broken new years’ resolutions, the realisation you had another boring as hell Christmas, and the family loitering around before the working week kicks in again.

There’s nothing better to kick start the year with the date of a lifetime, and that’s what you’ll get if you choose one of our girls. If you’re date-less at new year, then that’s a bonus- our Escorts are great at meeting new people and love a good party, so long as you’re there- so book a girl for your big night out and impress your mates with your hot date. Ignore the jealous looks, she’ll only have eyes for you, and soon enough you’ll be seeing in the new year with a gorgeous girl.

Who needs new years resolutions and awkward family Christmas dinners? You can sit through all of this with a smile on your face, looking forward to the fact that in no time at all you’ll be having the time of your life with one of our escorts, out partying in London or hanging out at your mates’ with the most beautiful girl in the room.

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