According to a historian-college-lecturer friend of mine, Paddington is home not just to a selection of gorgeous Paddington escorts but also to the ghosts of poet Robert Browning and, more interestingly I feel, Robert Baden Powell, who initiated the Boy Scout movement in the early part of the twentieth century. This guy is responsible for thousands of boys worldwide learning how to tie knots, build fires and myriad other little skills that are in danger of dying out in the modern, western world. I myself was a Boy Scout, believe it or not, and loved all the camping and adventures it used to involve.

Anyway, after my friend informed me that Robert Baden Bowel had once lived in Paddington, a few nights later I had rather a fun dream that I was on a kind of adult camping event, but with the addition of several Paddington escorts. So there was me and a few of my blurry-faced friends rubbing sticks together and struggling with tent pegs, while all around us in the wooded clearing were scantily clad W2 escorts. They were pottering around, helping to set up the camp, as if it were the most natural thing in the world to be wondering around the woods in their Lara Craft-esque bikinis and trendy anklets. The oddest thing was that us guy were so matter-of-fact about it, as if that kind of thing happened every day! It was quite disappointing to wake up, I have to admit. The dream will stay with me for a long time, I expect – the rest of that day I found I couldn’t stop thinking about all the gorgeous escorts Paddington had to offer, and how great it would be if they would all go camping and wonder round in their bikinis…hmmm. Luckily for a number of punters, at least half-of this fantasy will become a reality – for anyone booking an incall escort Paddington girls are highly likely to become scantily clad at some point!

Although it may not be the first place you’d think of to visit an escort W2 is in fact a very good location for this very activity – Paddington escorts in particular tend to be horny, excitable and anxious to please, and are consequently very popular with 24-Carat’s clientele. Additionally Paddington is an easy place to get to, what with the vast mainline station dominating the area, and the fact it’s also served by four Underground lines – Circle, District, Hammersmith and City and Bakerloo. There are also a fair few bus routes going through, as this really is a busy part of central London.

I’ve always had a penchant for the Paddington escorts, but since my Boy Scout dream I now see them as practically synonymous with sexiness. If Robert Baden Powell was alive now and could see the gorgeous W2 escorts I reckon he’d just forego the Scout movement in favour of the escort business

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