Well after all of our whinging and moaning after the recent national women’s day that has just it would seem that us guys have gotten our way and there have been two days recently that will have made all of us smile. The first one occurred a couple of weeks ago, you may have seen a post that a wrote about it, it was named Steak and Blowjob day, the appeal of this to guys goes without saying, we all like a bit of steak (apart from the vegetarians of course) and well, I would assume that most of us like the odd blowjob here and there, so national steak and blowjob day went down extremely well.
The women did not seem to mind it too much either, the London escorts all found it quite funny, they thought it was quite a good idea, just to shut me up from my complaining about national woman’s day. Well whilst there was a big smile on my face throughout the whole day on that day a couple of weeks ago I now have one just as big after I found out yesterday that it was national cleavage day, what a treat.
I do not actually know when or why March 31st is known as national cleavage day, I imagine that it was a man that made it up. I was not actually aware that it even existed until one of the London escorts strolled into the London escort HQ with a rather low cut top. It wasn’t the warmest of days yesterday so I asked her why she had the twins on display in such a way, she then declared that it was national cleavage day. Of course at first I did not believe her, I just laughed and said “I wish” she then got one of the other escorts in London that was hanging around to validate her story and she agreed that it was, I thought that they were winding me up as an early April Fool’s day joke or something so I looked it up online and it turned out that they were indeed right.
On my way home from work at the London escort HQ I kept my eyes open to see if there were other women around that were aware that it was national cleavage day, I did happen to see quite a few with low cut tops but I was unsure if this was just because the sun had come out or because they genuinely were interested in adhering to the fact that it was infact a day to show some cleavage.
Working with the London escorts is probably the best place to be on a day like that, and I wish I had known sooner so that I could have said that they all had to adhere to the day, maybe next year!