THE ULTIMATE IN ALTERNATIVE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS–ESCORTS IN LONDON


It is inevitable that the unfortunate time in our lives when we no longer really look forward to Christmas presents is going to come, for some it may come relatively early as they give up asking for gifts that they never receive, and for others it may come strangely late as they continue to write Christmas lists until they are told it’s a bit odd. Whether you are one of these or stuck somewhere in the middle, the one thing that can be said for sure is that the day will come when someone asks you what you want for Christmas and followed by a strangely long pause you will reply “I don’t know.” Well instead of shrugging your shoulders in disbelief that you cannot think of what to ask Santa Claus for Christmas why not reply “a London escort please”.


Now before you get ahead of yourselves, I don’t mean that you should be asking your mother or your grandma for a busty escort in London for your Christmas present, it is probably best that you stick to socks or knitted jumpers with certain people (unless your family is cool with that sort of thing) but I am talking about friends, brothers, sisters, cousins. If any of this group of people ask you what you’d like why not try your luck and ask for an escort in London, you never know what Santa might end up bringing you.
I am of the belief that the older you get the more difficult it is to think of what you would want for Christmas, simply because of the fact that as you grow old you tend to a) buy most things for yourself b) stick to the same old things that you like and c) forget altogether that Christmas is even coming, as a result of this you are unlikely to be at the ready to fire off ideas of what you would like for Christmas.  I know some of you are probably thinking that it is a rubbish idea because it doesn’t give you something to open up on Christmas day (our London escorts do not come gift wrapped I’m afraid) but I am sure that this will all be forgotten when you meet the gorgeous escort that you pick out as your gift.
The one and only problem with this is that if you were to receive this amazing gift for Christmas you may end up wanting the same thing for your birthday, and the Christmas after that, and for Easter….you see where I am going with this. So the next person that asks you what you want for Christmas (excluded older female family members as we discussed), tell them that you want a busty escort in London and enjoy the merriest Christmas you have had in years.


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