A TWEET OR A TWAT


I have come to the conclusion that social networking is evil, websites such as Facebook and Twitter have this insatiable ability to make people procrastinate more than ever. So many people get sucked into living their lives through Facebook that they forget about the real world, they forget about the simple things like meeting up with mates, going for a drink or to see a film. If you are one of this ever expanding group of social networking addicts and you feel like you need something special to take your mind off of your ex-girlfriends latest pictures or the fact that you have less ‘friends’ then the other people at work, why not hire one of our gorgeous London escorts to distract you for a bit.

I myself understand how addictive social networking can be, just days after seeing the recent film ‘The Social Network’ I said to myself that I am going to close down my Facebook page as the film made me realise just how pointless it was having one. So I got home, fired up my computer, logged onto Facebook and found myself looking through my list of events to help me decide what I was going to do that weekend. Before I knew it I had completely forgotten what it was that I had even gone on Facebook for and proceeded to keep my account open. I decided that I needed something to get me away from it so I rang some friends only to realise that they were all busy. This is when I questioned how many other people are probably in the same position as me, or even worse. So I thought that I’d come on here and suggest the ultimate remedy to cure your boredom and your addiction, hire one of our busty escorts in London for a few hours or an entire evening, she would be more than happy to distract you from your social networking account.

The great thing about hiring one of our escorts in London is that they are available 24 hours a day 7 days a week, this means that even if you are up late doing a bit of ‘Facebook stalking’ you can give yourself a slap and give one of our girls a call. She can come to you or you can meet her, It doesn’t matter as it still costs the same amount of money.

There are a whole host of things you can do with her as well, if you are a real addict and you cannot be near a computer without sub consciously reaching out for the keyboard and mouse and navigating to the Facebook site then any of our London escorts would be happy to go on a night out with you, perhaps for a drink or some food, whatever will take your mind off of that dam social networking site.

So the next time you feel like you need a distraction from the distraction of Facebook give one of our escorts in London a call, you never know you could end up with a brand new Facebook friend by the end of the night.

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