A rather thoughtful, sensual set of photos from this sultry, Spanish girl. It reminds me that there used to be an expression many moons ago…’the thinking mans crumpet’…it was a description that people applied to women of intellect…nothing too brainy…usually news readers or journalists, girls in the public eye. It denoted not much more than a decent looking girl who also had a brain. So if you were a guy who bought the Guardian or the Times or some other huge paper, then you were a ‘thinking man’…and would supposedly naturally be attracted to a ‘thinking woman’ .
God, looking back, how ridiculous the whole idea appears now. Firstly, we have clients from ALL sections of society. From Barristers to Bin Men (no offence, you do a fantastic job)…and you can never generalise about what kind of girls they like. Secondly, us guys generally think with our groin…we weigh up a situation on the likelihood of us getting our rocks off. If it’s not like that, explain: Thai Bride Agencies, adult dating rip off websites, hostess clubs in Soho where you pay £200 for a bottle of Fizzy Pop and the most incredible of all, those late night phone sex lines. They’re all examples of us not really thinking the whole thing through properly…just letting Mr Stiffy make the decision for us…and Mr Stiffy just wants instant gratification…he’d eat a pizza frozen solid from the freezer rather than wait for a delivery.
What’s the point of all this I here you asking? What are you going on about? Well my point is that Luna would have probably been described as a ‘thinking woman’. She’s got some grey matter between those ears, she’s educated. So if you do fancy a chat about Macro economics or the Middle East crisis whilst you’re struggling with that damn strap, then she’s a solid choice. The other point I’m making is for you to avoid these traditional ways that the seedier side of the adult industry have of relieving you of your money.
If you’ve just arrived in London, please don’t go wandering around Soho looking for a hostess bar…stay safe in your hotel and just call us instead. If you’ve just arrived home from a night out with the boys and put the TV on, please don’t ring someone’s Granny thinking its Samantha 22 waiting for your call and looking for luuurrvvvvv.
Hopefully, if you’re reading this, it means you’ve avoided all those pitfalls and found us first. We’ll sort you out a date to remember not a night to forget. Take care out there guys.
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